Non-Football Fans Guide to Superbowl 56
Same premise as last time! You're at a Superbowl party to appease your loved one and mooch free chicken wings. But for the next 4 (or 4 1/2, should overtime come) hours, you've gotta blend in and let em buy that you're "one of them". Any successful operation requires background intelligence, and that's why I wrote this for you, comrade . Why didn't you write one of these last year? You mean Superbowl XV? You actually went to a party to celebrate that hunk o junk garbage ass trash can ass dumpster diver dishwasher disposal waste reclamation center parody of a football game? That shit was ass! Why did anyone subject themselves to it? There would've been nothing to talk about anyways. That game was the equivalent of watching The Hobbit trilogy and then following it up with a second viewing of The Hobbit trilogy. Pictured: Tom Brady systematically picking apart Kansas City's defense Who's playing this year? The elite L.A. Rams take on the fr